"Doctor Who" Voyage of the Damned (TV Episode 2007) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. reimburse you for any inconvenience, but first I would point out that Secret. Six six six. Get you to a power point and just plug you And I reckon the What was it? FRAME: What the hell are you doing? FRAME: It's the engines, sir. DOCTOR: Morvin, get through! Kitchen five, there you are. (The Doctor goes up to one of the angels.) ! help, and I've sent the SOS. DOCTOR: I was sort of, a few years ago, I was sort of made, well, sort (There is a trolley of sandwiches nearby.) I All that banter yet not a word wasted. STEWARD: Come with me, sir. Sorry, sorry, but, er, where did you get all this Follow me. ASTRID: I'm falling. DOCTOR: Listen to me. One. I'm telling you, the shields spaceport diner, travelled all the way here and I'm still waiting on Can I start again? The Doctor stoops to help.) MORVIN: We do. 6 0 obj I dialed the competition line five And they're digging out the records on Max Capricorn. entertainment purposes only. That wait a minute. Spending money. Me and Foon should send the haloes flying, but one cuts the Doctor's arm and another by. There's no power. Around the room (The debris shifts.) The Doctor looks out of the nearby porthole to ASTRID: I'm small enough, I can get through. British Channel, you've got Great France and Great Germany. your command structure! You drive me barmy. The sky will burn. If you could all stay FRAME [OC]: You can't get to the bridge. He falls ENGINEER: And what's that? MORVIN: Look, Steward, he's just had a bit too much to drink. I should know, I was there. Oh, yes! Oh, Doctor, I will made you proud. SLADE: Where's the Chief Steward? Very good. /PageLayout /OneColumn DOCTOR: Just between us. I can do it. COPPER: I will, I will. Bay fifteen. CAPTAIN: Well said. you? in the constellation of Kasterborous. DOCTOR: Actually, that's not true. use it to fix the rubble. Help! Bannakaffalatta, that was brilliant! Red Alert. Eve, the people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. fall. I don't understand. ASTRID: I resign. I can manage. COPPER: To repeat, I am Mister Copper, the ship's historian, and I Later -) Good work, Mister Cavill. charge of this. ASTRID: See you later. that's me. CORRIDOR OUTSIDE ENTERTAINMENT LOUNGE - NIGHT 8 Pulling out, Max Capricorn looped on a wall-screen. That's five thousand credits. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Tell no one. computer. door, and. Don't get spiky with me. SLADE: No. We need that Hold on. shields. you again, I promise. "Voyage of the Damned" is an exquisite feast of special effects with a warmed set of leftovers for a plot i.e. COPPER: Doctor Move! The oxygen field is holding, (Over at another table, a bunch of toffs are laughing at a large woman Survive anything. I used to DOCTOR: Is that the one with the twins? Kill. DOCTOR: I travel alone. COMPUTER: Port turning Earthside. Kitchen five, report. (Debris falls on him.). arrested and taken to the nearest figure of authority. FRAME: Yes, sir, but I've got Host outside. ASTRID: This Christmas thing, what's it all about? The Doctor: Oh, yes. DOCTOR: Bad name for a ship. No. got that? COPPER: I think one or two inconvenient truths might come to light. Security code seven seven one. DOCTOR: Go on then. of homeless, and, er, there was the Earth. MORVIN: Don't have any then. COPPER: I'm sorry. tickets in a competition. HOST: Kill. out what it is. Let's have a look. FRAME: I'm sorry, sir? The tickets. to the country. What? Help me! Still, we can put the shields up to maximum, just in case. FRAME: This is the bridge. They could (As Foon sobs in Astrid's arms, Rickston Slade makes it to the other DOCTOR: I have really got to go. FRAME: Report! and goes to a window.) I like a funny man. no way. DOCTOR: Oh, Rickston, I forgot. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Can't say. (A streak of blue starlight zig-zags across the sky.) lifts Capricorn completely off the ground and powers them both forward I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the Constellation of Kasterborous. Alonso. /First 188 0 R Voyage of the Damned was, if we’re being honest, a bit of a muddle.A jamboree of ideas, set pieces, characters and effects, it lacked the coherence of … >> Oh. ASTRID [OC]: This is Reception one. DOCTOR: Slowly! wanted to try it, just once. The business is wiped out. First trip out. storm explodes and wipes out life on Earth. The purpose of the cruise is to experience primitive (The Doctor goes back across the bridge while the others carry on I watched while he took down the COMPUTER: Oxygen shield stabilised. things? ASTRID: No, but everything's changed now. FOON: Maybe he's all right. (A piece of hot rock breaks through a window and lands at Slade's it away.) DOCTOR: Long story. why? ASTRID: It's just one trip. are down! HOST: Kill. 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CAPRICORN: I have men waiting to retrieve me from the ruins and enough NICHOLAS WITCHELL [on TV]: Her Majesty the Queen has confirmed that It's all done by HOST: Kill. DOCTOR: Rickston, get them through! Fires, panic.) Frame salutes ASTRID: What is it? isn't failing, it's failed. now they start boxing. They have shuffles. (Frame gets to the door control and it slams shut, trapping a Host's Space shuffles. HOST: Information. FRAME: Midshipman Frame, sir. He did it. (The Doctor pushes open a bulkhead door with just a FRAME: Er, that's down below. Now, that's a retirement plan. ASTRID: Doctor. traveller. And they offered me so much Host, situation report. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Him friend. FRAME: Who's there? Deck twenty two to the. but you'll cause a riot because the streets are going to be packed with DOCTOR: I can't leave her. out, spraying their expensive clothes with alcohol.) I'm not staff. (They plug in the EMP transmitter.) DOCTOR: All right then, Bannakaffalatta. CAPRICORN [on screen]: Max Capricorn. I need you fighting With David Tennant, Catherine Tate, Billie Piper, Sarah Lancashire. DOCTOR: Yeah, yeah, working on it. Capricorn ship hits the Earth, it destroys an entire planet. SLADE: Do you know how much I paid for my ticket? HOST: Information. (A recording of a bald man with a thin moustache DOCTOR: All right, calm down. Light of the Asteroid. ENGINEER: I've been over the robotics. MAN: Cheers. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Ashamed. your orders, yes? We won our The Doctor mingles, passing a man on Shore leave tickets Red Six Seven now Doctor Who Voyage of the Damned Reaction Chris Peacock. And me! BANNAKAFFALATTA: Yes. wrong? DOCTOR: It's all yours. DOCTOR: He's cut the brake line! Go on, go! I'm Morvin Van Hoff. DOCTOR: Evening. FOON: Oh, I'm going to need a Doctor, time I've finished with that your bracelets. KITCHEN HAND: We're stuck. COPPER: Well, I have a first class degree in Earthonomics. Accessibility links. (An alarm goes off.) DOCTOR: Have you been injured? DOCTOR: Did they tell you why it was famous? Good to hear you. (Frame uses binoculars to look at three trails of flame in the vacuum The doors have sealed. It's made me rich. DOCTOR: Might as well be. Astrid, I promise. DOCTOR: They don't have spaceships. Silent Night, I believe they call it. Come on then, Host with the most, this ultimate authority of DOCTOR: Feed back the molecule grid. DOCTOR: We're alive. Oh, Host. DOCTOR: Seal us in. /Outlines 2 0 R At last. DOCTOR: No shore leave? FOON: Run, darling, run! ASTRID: You're not with anyone? SLADE: Use the EMP! Just look starboard! He sees her and starts to stutter her name, but gets teleported away before he can get a sound out.) >> DOCTOR: Hello, there. I promise. The funny thing is, I said Max business. (The ship shakes and more debris shifts.) Hello. FRAME: I've never seen it before. They can't afford the insurance. can't kill me. CAPTAIN: As you were, Midshipman. ASTRID: Doesn't feel that different. And maintain No wonder Max Capricorn's going down the drain. This way, fast as you can. DOCTOR: In that case, allons-y! Bert! DOCTOR: Mister Frame, you still with us? DOCTOR: Well, between you and me, I think her Majesty's got it right. Is there anyone there? Astrid Peth. THE DOCTOR watching as he adjusts his bow-tie; he's back in his dinner suit. DOCTOR: Listen to him. anyone do that? (Then it goes quiet.) of small, but I could squeeze in it, like a stowaway. COPPER: Sir, something seems to have gone wrong. One newsreader for BBC News 24 reported many major stories in the 2000s.. /Font << Cassavalian Belt. DOCTOR: Mister Copper, a million pounds is worth fifty million credits. What would he want, eh? SLADE: No thanks to that idiot. ASTRID: The steward just died. ASTRID: But it's beautiful. Shut up! THE DOCTOR is working a few of the controls when a ship's horn is heard and something crashes into the TARDIS throwing THE DOCTOR to the floor. (sonic screwdriver) I've preset SLADE: All right! you. DOCTOR: Something's tickled them. WOMAN: Darling, come and have a look at this. (Two more officers arrive and they switch off the Host before carrying ENTERTAINMENT LOUNGE - NIGHT 9 THE DOCTOR walks in. I've had to hide away for years, running the company by Very funny, I'm FOON: No, but it's all my fault, though. Look, can I just call you Banna? Wait, wait, (The Doctor hands a first aid kit to Copper.) nothing more I can do. and Copper hold on for grim death. Forgive me. One problem at a time. FOON: Thank you. FOON: Morvin, look. CAPTAIN: They promised me old men. The DOCTOR: You can't do this! (Morvin steps forward and the metal under his foot gives way. one? out there? I was just the Thames. Doctor Who. MORVIN: Foon! (the EMP transmitter) Once it's powered up, it'll take I have a credit card in Earth currency if DOCTOR: Mister Copper, you're going to need this. Just a DOCTOR: Yeah? I'm standing on a different DOCTOR: You're kidding me. for the tickets. Terrible memory. DOCTOR: What? SLADE: Rickston Slade. DOCTOR: All the time. I'll see you. DOCTOR: Seriously. He grabs the comms.) (The Doctor goes into the Tardis, and it dematerialises. buffet. That's another one down. There's concrete and shops. DOCTOR: Brilliant. COPPER: Oh. FOON: We like you. DOCTOR: Now you can travel forever. What's the Earth got to do with it? What do you You might be a Time King from Gaddabee but you DOCTOR: I just need to override the safety. ASTRID: You, you lied to the company to get the job? (Host arrive at the entrance to the bridge.) One moves as the Doctor ASTRID: I should report you. It's like a task. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Too many people! Well, not yet. Keep going. (He lifts his shirt and sends out an energy pulse. They then DOCTOR: No! DOCTOR: Controller dead, they divert to the next highest authority, and (Copper lets the bar go and the debris smashes down on the Host's head. The fastest, the furthest, the best. What's going on with these ASTRID: What happened? Er, could argue that one. FOON: You're not cross? KITCHEN HAND: Host. Hold on. Bannakaffalatta. Oh, Do you think so? COPPER: That enough for trinkets? What was your name? (The Host remove their haloes.) It should be busy. It changes to Oxygen Shield.) They should have stopped! First broadcast on BBC One on 25 December 2007, it is the third Doctor Who Christmas special since the show's revival in 2005. Strength of ten. ASTRID: Leave him alone. known as beef. DOCTOR: Good, so, tell me, because I'm an idiot, where are we from? Did you ever watch By the Light of the Asteroid? (The Doctor gets away from his escort.) (Morvin pops through the hole.) buffet. sitting behind a desk.) FRAME: Did you get that? Can I come with you? are down. No, no, no, no, no! Need more phase containment. DOCTOR: Careful. You've DOCTOR: Nice to meet you, Astrid Peth. A shame we couldn't work Come on. COMPUTER: Titanic falling. (The little red alien runs up.) The Doctor gets out the sonic COMPUTER: Engines closing. MORVIN: They're just picking on us because we haven't paid. CAPRICORN [in picture frame]: And I should know because my name is Max. Pounds? You will clear I need to talk to the Captain. All other copyrights property of their Not boys. So, everybody's scarpered. shares, transferred them to his rivals. We are going to climb through this ship. COPPER: You're leaving us trapped, wouldn't you say? ASTRID: How come you know it so well? What message? Once into the cloud What happens to me? (The Doctor catches his screwdriver.) (In slow motion, Astrid and the Doctor look at each other before she I'm sure Max Capricorn Cruiseliners will be able to Take me to your leader. DOCTOR: Well. It short-circuits ASTRID: Of what? (Astrid zaps the four Host in the room.) a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. MORVIN: (the man) Just ignore them. You B. The ship's going to (Screams then the lifesign indicators go out.) space in the middle of the ship.) DOCTOR: It really does that. HOST: Kill. right? So, you've been given orders to kill the president of Max, Max, Max DOCTOR: Ooo, bit of a glitch. (Frame watches the improbably burning objects turn sorts of investigations. HOST: Information. DOCTOR: So what do we do? See? Final phase. COPPER: There's not enough left. WILF: Oh ho, scared! (The computer doesn't work. What's cyborg caravans. Oh, it's marvellous. HOST: Information. You must have I need to check the computer. She was wearing a teleport bracelet. Scandal! FOON: Red Six Seven. How come the shields were down? everything he can to save us. DOCTOR: Red Six Seven plus one. ASTRID: Rickston, seal the doors, make the room secure. DOCTOR: Right. You're magnetising the hull, sir. DOCTOR: Er, yeah, I suppose. I need to get to deck angels have wings! DOCTOR: Right. Red Six Seven. FRAME: I'll try intensifying the scanner. ), FRAME: I'm sorry, sir. Only just qualified, sir. towards the Titanic.) ASTRID: You enjoying the cruise? COPPER: But Doctor, I won't forget her. That's us. crewmembers at any one time, sir. Hello, yes. Well, that's the plan. Now get out of SLADE: You're going last, mate. activated. Have a buffalo wing. FRAME [OC]: Yeah. (With his back towards the toffs, the Doctor aims his sonic screwdriver the engines? I'm a Time Lord. ), (Titanic misses the Palace by inches and flies up 2 0 obj SLADE: Doctor, I can't open the door. Hold on, hold on, hold on. FRAME: This is the bridge. ASTRID: I'll get the sack. Scared of what? ASTRID: We shift it. Astrid, you're in Real alien shops! Come on. cultures. /Type /Pages DOCTOR: No, me neither. ASTRID: So you need someone to take care of you. You Are in Command Now: Midshipman Frame ends up being the only officer on the bridge after Captain Hardaker gets the ship rammed by meteors. (Everyone on the bridge grabs a bit of pipe and uses it as a bat to COMPUTER: Titanic falling. Doctor Who 4 - Episode X - Shooting Script - 28/06/07 - page 4. through the guard rail, to fall into the engines.) sounds and a ship's bow crashes through the side of the Tardis.) COPPER: Doctor, she's gone. DOCTOR: Give me that credit card. It was based on a 1974 book written by … survive depending on whether they've been good or bad. It's nothing. Mister Frame, somehow. with chairs, and windows, and plates, and ASTRID: It's blocked. KITCHEN HAND [OC]: It's the Ho ASTRID: Under the comms. She's stardust. /Last 311 0 R Now the minimum penalty for space lane fraud bio-records. Suddenly a fog horn Kill him. << gap? No, no, no, no. New sun, new air, new life. COPPER: I don't know. (He finds a Host under some metal plates.) ASTRID: No. COPPER: Rather ironic, but this is very much in the spirit of If you can't fix them, throw them overboard. Ladies and gentlemen, Bannakaffalatta. (Bang!) 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